I feel like this post should start with a dishevelled nude organist playing whilst looking over his shoulder ... with the voice over: "And Now for Something Completely Different ..."
Tomorrow 06/06/06 at 06:06.06 I think my cosmos will implode upon itself and I will suddenly find myself in some strange time/space vortex ...
I'm flirting with a wide variety of superstitions here ... not only do the time and date create the infamous number of the beast - I'm marking the 13th Anniversary of my Ordination ...
Now, on one hand I have to say it is a very appropriate day for such an anniversary given the nature of my ministry and the tumultuous journey I have marked in the last 13 years ... But the other part of me is screaming (loudly): "Dude !! You're screwed !!!"
So, for now I will say - Adieu as I like the various apocalyptic visionaries before me prepare for the end of time as we know it ... I won't urge my followers to sell all their possessions and join me as I climb to the top of a mountain to await the second coming ...
I won't suggest that the scroll of time is about to be rerolled by some great cosmis force ...
I won't even strap on a sign and march up and down the Main St of Minnedosa proclaiming - "the end is near ..."
Instead I'll give thanks for the last 13 years of ministry, and trust that tomorrow morning is nothing more then a numeric fluke ... Although, after all the hype over Y2K, I have to wonder if sooner or later the doomsayers might finally get it right ...
To paraphrase Woody Allen - "the end of time doesn't scare me ... I just don't want to be there when it happens ..."
peace,
Turnaround day
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We made it! The shortest day of the year has arrived, and will soon be
past. By Sunday, sunset here on the 50th parallel will be one whole minute
later, ...
22 hours ago
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