Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Mystery of Mills' Library ...

Turns out Frank and Joe have found a new home !!

I read this morning in the newspaper that the collected correspondence, diaries, early materials and first additions of Canadian writer Leslie McFarlane have been acquired by McMaster University in Hamilton.

Never heard of Leslie McFarlane ??

Yes you have. He was better know under his nom d'plume of Franklin W. Dixon, the creator of the Hardy Boys Series of books that boys have read for the last 80 years !!!

This collection is described as a "dream acquisition" for the University library, that will allow scholarly research on both the writer and his creation which has remained popular with boys of all ages.

An interesting aside - McFarlane, who died in 1977, had three children. Two of whom have forged notable careers in their own right. His daughter Norah McFarlane-Perez is a US based writer who has penned five young-adult books, and his son Brian is well known to generations of Canadians who grew up watching Hockey Night in Canada ...

As a McMaster Alumni, I'm feeling a blush of pride ... maybe it's a good time to haul out my Hardy Boys books for a bit of light winter reading ... In the meantime, Joe and Frank are off on a grand new adventure in West Hamilton !! I wonder what mysteries they will help solve ??

From the Stone Age to the Space Age ...


From the Flintstones to the Jetsons ... Hanna-Barbera animation created a GALAXY of cartoon stars ... It all started with Tom and Jerry, and expanded to include Scooby, Shaggy, Fred, Barney, Dino, Yogi, Boo Boo, Quick Draw McGraw, Snagglepuss, Grape Ape, Hong Kong Fooey and COUNTLESS other characters that danced, crashed, splashed, swam, ran and played across our TV screens through the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's ... and many of the continue to play today ...

And they call came from the creative team of Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera ... It is quite a legacy!

Yesterday at the ripe old age of 95, Joe Barbera passed away ... Though he will be missed and mourned, his legacy is secure.

And to think it all started when he was working as a Banker, and a few of his doodles turned into magazine cartoons, which led him to animation, where he met Bill Hanna ... and together they came up with a cartoon about a cat and mouse ... In time Tom and Jerry were born ... and in time an entertainment empire was founded.

Thanks Joe !! Rest in Peace. Tonight I'll pop on my Hong Kong Fooey Complete Series DVD and raise a toast in your honour !!

Back to the Phone Booth ...

I prefer Batman to Superman ... so, instead of a Super-Dad costume, I would opt for a Bat-Dad costume ...

Either way, today I once again tried on my long underused superhero costume ...

This morning I got up, put on the coffee, and got busy making sourdough cinnamon buns ... My goal was to have the ready for the kids to take them in their lunch kits ...

It wasn't meant to be. They weren't ready in time for them to go in the lunches, but all three kids said - "that's okay, we'll have them for after school snacks ..." as they headed out the door.

But then, just as they went out the door, Noahkila asked if we had the Tortierre (meat pie) for his French Class Christmas Party that afternoon ... After resisting the urge to clobber him, I asked if a simple meat pie would suffice. He said yes and I told him it would be there right after lunch ...

At lunch time I delivered six mini-meat pies, duly cooked and prepared to Noahkila's class, and as a bonus I took along three little foil containers holding two cinnamon buns each for each kid ... the best reaction came from Ms H's friends who couldn't believe that A) Her FATHER baked, and B) Her FATHER delivered them ... they were all in awe ...

It was another day to try out my super hero costume ... makes the heart feel lighter ...

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Mantra for Today ...

Growth into greater health is hard work.
This is not an easy, quick-fix solution,
not a magic bullet that will change things overnight.
It does not cure all psychological ills.
But it does offer a practical means for achieving a
mature personal character and
a life of principle ...
- Ronald W. Richardson "Becoming a Healthier Pastor"

The Wit and Wisdom of Garrison Keillor ...



"Don't you know it's
wrong to steal?" he said.

Of course I knew.
... knowing right from
wrong is the easy part.
Knowing is NOT the problem.
- Lake Wobegon Days

Monday, December 18, 2006

Pardon me while I pop into the phone booth ...


I haven't felt like wearing it much lately, but tonight after supper I felt like popping into a phone booth and throwing on my Super-Dad superhero costume for a change ...

With M. at work, I had to prepare and serve supper - and event that I have come to frequently loathe ... But tonight's fare made everyone happy and filled the hungry bellies of Noahkila, Ms. H, and Beetle ...

Tonight's Super Menu:

- Homemade "Shake'n'Bake" Chicken drumsticks. The topping was breadcrumbs, parmesan cheese, a mix of seasonings, some shredded cheese, and a geneous pinch of ground flax (don't ask me amounts - I don't cook that way - I use my Grandmother's method of "a pinch of this, a dash of that, and a handful of that ...") All of it was thrown in the food processor and well chopped before being shaked with the chicken and baked. (Yummy)

- perogies
- stuffing
- a spread of veggies

and the piece d'resistence: - fresh baked sour dough cresent buns ... There were no complaints, just the happy sound of three children happily eating their supper ...

The Good News for me is - the suit still fits ... I'll have to haul it out a bit more often !!!!

My NEW Favourite Christmas Album ...


Last year on the one episode of The Tonight Show I actually channel surfed to, there was a kick-ass band playing the song "Heat Miser" from the Bass and Rankin animation special "The Year Without a Santa Claus". I was blown away ... it was awesome.

That night I went searching on the net for more info on the bad Big Bad Voodoo Daddy ... and I began ordering their albums. It's hard to describe them ... they're just plain fun.

But tonight doing the dishes I played my newest favourite Christmas album - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy's Everything you Want for Christmas CD. It was a good way to get the dishes done ...

Things to make you say Hmmm ...


Tonight I came into the living room to find Beetle sitting on the couch flipping through the phone book one page at a time ...

"What are you doing?" asked I.

"Looking for the FLOWER in the phone book," said Beetle without looking up, her fingers still flipping through the phone book.

"Flower?" I asked.

"That's what I said," she replied still not looking up. (When did our 7 year old become so sarcastic?)

I then made an erroneous assumption ... I assumed she was looking for someone with the last name of F-L-O-W-E-R ... You know what Benny Hill used to say about what happens when we assume ... "You make an ASS out of U and ME !!??"

A moment later, Beetle proudly said - "A Ha !!" and lifted a very dry, very flat purple flower out of the phone book, "I found it !!" She said proudly ...

... "Damned," thought I, "I never thought she was looking for a REAL flower ..."

Christmas Presents I Remember ...

Christmas is a funny time of year for me ... on one level I enjoy the pomp and pageantry of the season, I revelle in the telling of the story of Jesus birth (I don't believe it as a literal truth - but I value it as a Myth in the fullest sense of what that word means) ... but on another level I don't really like Christmas. It's too crass and commercial. There is too much emphasis on buying and eating and gathering with family and friends. I find the latter reminds me of what I have lost in chosing to enter the ministry ...

This year for the first time in 15 years I will be "home" in Ontario for Christmas with my cousins and family on my mom's side of the tree ... I'm not expecting it to be like it was - that thread is broken. But I'm looking forward to sharing my memories with my three children so they can add them, and this Christmas to their memories of Christmas ...

Today though, I got thinking about Christmas Presents I remember from my life ... In recent years, for a variety of reasons, the number of presents under the tree for me have been scarce, so most of my present memories stretch back to my youth and my childhood ...

I have always loved getting Lego sets for Christmas ... I remember getting a pair of socks, a chocolate bar and a five dollar bill from my Great-Auntie Marie every single Christmas ... I remember a card from another family friend that ALWAYS had a twenty dollar bill tucked inside ... I remember waiting for three years before Santa FINALLY brought me a Fort Knox Safe Coin Bank for Christmas ... I remember getting board games like Battleships for Christmas ... I remember getting very cool parcels full to bursting with toys from my Big Brother Bill when I was a Little - one year I even got Star Wars Action figures !! ... I remember getting a beautiful woolen sweater (that I still wear) from a dear friend - I responded badly and have regretted it ever since ... I remember my first Christmas with M, getting a beautiful soap stone carving of a walrus ... and I remember the joy on Noahkila's, Ms. H's, and Beetle's faces each Christmas as they opened the presents and parcels scattered under the tree for them each year ... It is such a beautiful moment - one of pure awe and wonder.

I miss the spontaneity of Christmas that came when we were children ... as adults too many things have pushed back the wonder and mystery and damped the joy ... There haven't been many Christmas presents that have caught my breath in recent years and filled me with awe.

One day perhaps the Joy will once again be abundant and real ... BUT, for now I will wait ... and remember with fondness the Christmas presents of the my past ...

Lessons from a favourite film ...

After a walk in the brisk winter cold this morning, I decided this afternoon was a good time to put on a movie and just relax ... My movie of choice was one of my all time favourites: Cinema Paradiso.

Since I first saw the film at Princess Court Cinema in Kingston Ontario during my University Days, I have loved the movie and the story it tells ... It is simply enchanting.

But today after the journey I've been on over the last few months I found it offering me new lessons that I had missed before ... The old man, Alfredo repeatedly offers young Toto or Salvatore words of wisdom that ultimately came from the many movies he had watched as operator of the projector at the Cinema in a small Italian town ... the scene that touched me today came when the now grown Toto has come home and Alfredo sends hin away and tells him to never come back ...

Alfredo: Each of us has a start to follow. ... Get out of here. This land is' impossible. Living here day after day, you think this is the centre of the world. You believe nothing will ever change. Then you leave. One year, two years. When you come back everything's changed. The thread's been broken. What you came to find isn't there. What was yours is gone. You have to go aways a long time, many long years befor eyou can find your chance ... This land's ... not home. Here, nothing is possible. Right now, you're blinder than me ... Life isn't like in the movies ... Real life is much harder."

Alfredo then sends Toto away. Tells him to go and never look back. He doesn't want to hear Toto talking any more, instead he wants to hear people talking about Toto ...

This scene resonated within me today ... We can lament what once was, we can forever chase ghosts, we can seek nostalgia ... Or we can move forward into tomorrow. Perhaps all of us need an Alfredo in our life who have the courage and the love to drive us out into a new land and send us on a journey ...

Life isn't like in the movies ... but there is no reason why it has to be so hard ... we can define our reality by learning lessons from our past ...

Last minute Christmas Gift Suggestions:

With the last week before Christmas upon us, there are those of us who still have some shopping to do ... the proverbial last minute shoppers ...

In the spirit of the season I will offer tonight some suggestions for those pesky last minute Christmas presents:

- shop locally - in small towns, you can keep your hard earned money in the local economy where it belongs

- donations to charity - a gift to a church, or a rebuilding effort like ours offers a gift that lasts ...

- Mennonite Central Committee Giving Projects - for a small donation you can make a HUGE difference in the world by helping people to help themselves

- Fair Trade Products - you can't go wrong with Fair Trade food products - regifting won't happen, and your purchase price helps the producers by paying a living wage

- a donation to the local public library in honour of a friend - buy a book and instead of giving it to someone, donate it to the library in THEIR honour.

- donate some foodstuffs or cash to the local Christmas Cheer, or Christmas Hamper funds

- buy a present to donate to a local Santa Tree, and make the donation in the name of your friend - you help someone in need, and let your friend know you care ...

- take a friend out for lunch, or coffee - what better gift than time ?? You can send a card or a note saying - "I owe you ..." and let them redeem it in the New Year.

The possibilities are endless. We have enough STUFF in our lives. Christmas is a good time to donate to help other help themselves ... I suggest the Mennonite Central Committee as a good place to start ... But that's my choice - there are many others ... search them out for your self and save yourself the hassle of crowded malls and stores ... Search our an alternate way of saying - "Merry Christmas !!"

Sunday, December 17, 2006

A few of my favourite things ...

I like:

- butter tarts (the gift of butter tart squares from the real life Jaydee from Chipperfields runs a close second)

- clear, cold, sunny winter days

- fair trade coffee (the new Level Ground Ethiopian is to die for)

- a good laugh (I like Comedy movies, tv shows and stand up)

- books by John Irving

- having coffee with friends

- music by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy and Great Big Sea (can you be any more diverse?)

- Montreal sytle Bagels

- sushi, pizza, curry, Christmas Cake and date squares (though not at the same time)

- peanut butter (nutella is good too)

- Christmas Carols and the Christmas Story

- my kids (even on the bad days)

- my call and occupation (I LIKE my job ...)

- a glass of Gonzal Byass Nutty Solera Oloroso Sherry ... if I can have it with a good book, or a good video, so much the better ...

Favourite Film ...

On June 30th over on the Blog At The Half Note, Katie posted the folowing about The movie "The 40 Year Old Virgin": "I won't justify it, I won't apologize for it, I won't excuse it. I loved this movie."

I have to add a hearty "hear hear" to her comment. Last night we watched the movie on DVD following our return from the movies in Brandon.

The 40 Year Old Virgin is an amazing movie ... it is tasteless, funny, brilliant and I would even dare to say - poignant. Like Katie - I won't justify it. I won't apologize for it. I won't excuse it. I will just agree - I loved it too. It was wickedly funny ... The hair waxing scene alone was worth the rental ... Simply Brilliant !!

What a Great Movie ...


Tonight I went to the movies with Ms H and Beetle ... we went to see Happy Feet.

I simply can not say enough about this movie ... We adored it ... It was fun, funny and a complete blast.

The music in the sound track was wonderful. The voice casting was delightful. And the animation was out of this world ...

We all loved it ... It is a parable about our approach to religion, our approach to the environment, our approach to minorities ...

The story is about a little penguin who unlike the rest of his community, has a heart song that is expressed through dancing rather than singing. Mumble becomes the quintessential out cast who wanders from misadventure through misadventure before coming Home and saving the community. It's a familiar story - but in this movie, it is told in a charming new way ... You can wait till it comes out on DVD, or you can see it on the big scree ... I'd opt for the big screen.

It is a great little film ...

Saturday, December 16, 2006

A Christmas Secret ...

One of my absolute favourite Christmas Stories is Dickens' A Christmas Carol ... Every year before Christmas I nestle in on the couch, with a coffee, egg nog or a sherry, and watch the 1951 film version starring Alister Sims.

Other times I listen to the CD of Patrick (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) Stewart's one man stage production ...

Or I'll even haul out the print version and re-read it for the umpteenth time ...

I love that story. It's a tale of transformation, courage and the Triumph of the Christmas Spirit ... and each year it is my hope that
maybe this year, EVERYONE will experience the kind of transformation Scrooge underwent, and the world will at last fall upon its knees in a prayer of one word: "AMEN !!"

(we all remember Amen means - may it be so - don't we ??

... Amen !! & Amen !!)

The Case for a Clergy Union ...

Maybe it is watching and waiting as Mr Measner defiantly fights for his job at the Canadian Wheat Board (a job he is being threatened to lose because HE has the courage to obey the law and listen to the farmers), or perhaps it is the Gospel Reading for this Sunday, wherein John the Baptist calls those searching him out in the desert, "a Brood of Vipers". But whatever it is, this morning I find myself rethinking my stance on a Union for United Church Clergy ...

I know the practicality of a Union is bordering on impossible given the current goverance structure of the Church, but conversations in recent weeks with numerous colleagues across this United Church of ours, has led me BACK to the point of wondering - "Why not ??"

Afterall it has often been the United Church who has stood alongside Labour Unions in their fights both domestically and Globally for JUSTICE. We espouse noble values - but on the ground level, too many voices amongst my colleagues can speak of abuse, neglect and out-right injustice that has been metted out by the "Church" (whatever that term means ...).

Reading John the Baptist's words this week in preparation for worship tomorrow lead me to the words of one of the ghosts visiting Scrooge in Dickens' A Christmas Carol. When Scrooge said - "But I was a good man of business ..." The Ghosts shrieks back - "MANKIND WAS YOUR BUSINESS!!"

I offer the following statements and happenings, all encountered by clergy within the United Church of Canada as evidence that we have a problem ... our clergy are suffering from a low, low morale, and are feeling used and taken for granted - and there seems to be no one willing to help address these things ... they may be solved only by a hard nosed Union that helps some of the beleagured clergy out there, or perhaps they will be solved when we experience a Scrooge like transformation ... I'd opt for the latter because we are after all is said and done, a Church that embodies and proclaims its certainty of the RESURRECTION ... so perhaps these will spurn someone into action before we get more confrontational:

- The members of the Board were discussing the generous bonuses they had recieved from their respective employers (in excess of $200 to $500 each), then they voted to give each staff person $25 !!

- full and part timers were given the same Christmas bonus once again this year ...

- "It would be nice just to be thanked once in awhile ..."

- "I have seven years of university education, 'X' years of experience, and I'm nothing more than a servant ..."

- "When I asked for a raise this year, I was told - 'You got one last year!' Last year the minimum scale went up, and I went up a category. That was my raise."

- "The attendance is strong. The givings are up. The enthusiasm is high. But the Board is insisting that people aren't happy with my ministry ..."

- "We're very generous in our compensation to you ...(this person is paid minimum salary scale) It doesn't seem very Christian for you to complain ..."

- "My kids want to know why we can't go south for Christmas like the other kids in the Sunday School ..."

- "We can't afford to give you a bonus or a raise this year. The givings are down ..." (This came on the heels of a group coversation by the Board members about where they have been, or where going on their annual vacations - the average trip was proudly touted as costing in excess of $10 000.)

- "I'm working 55 to 60 hours a week, and forgoing days off regularly. Then I'm asked if I'm taking time off for myself and my family, and when I do I get asked why I'm not doing more visiting ..."

- "The only reason we are surviving is because my partner is working full time with a good salary and benefits package ..."

- "I've gone years without a raise. You should too. It's a good Christian stance." (the speaker was an executive making 6 figures!)

The theme in these comments is economic ... but the reality is that often the issues confronting clergy are more than just economic. The deeper issue is the the feelings of being taken for granted, of being over worked and of being forgotten. Such sentiments are being spoken and echoed all over the Church ... The BIGGER problem is that no one wants to name it, because if Rev. Joe Smith says - "this is what happened to me ..." His career and vocation can come screeching to an end. So instead of naming and owning this kind of stuff, he suffers in silence.

We face the dilemma of - "if not me, then who ?? If not now, then when?"

When I read the comments I listed above I could add John's words - "you brood of vipers" as a response to each and everyone of those statements. However, the most disheartening thing in this for me is simply this - most people will read the comments I've listed above and think to themselves - "How dare you??" And direct their anger at me for daring to say it ... (it's a case of killing the messenger)

BUT, in that moment - with that reaction - I understand completely where John was coming from in this week's reading. He stood before a generation of people who had grown soft and complacent. They looked out for, and after themselves, and forgot about living justice in ALL aspects of life. And John rightly called them a "brood of vipers."

Today in the Church we face a crisis. It is largely a crisis of our own making. We've grown complacent, and when we're confronted about it our response is denial and anger ... This Christmas season - if one person reads these comments and says - "Oh oh ..." and does something about it in their community of faith, or even in their community then there is still hope of a Resurrection.

As the Ghost said - "Mankind is MY business ..." And the best place to start is by considering how we treat those around us - beginning with the minister ...

Otherwise, people like me WILL shift to supporting a Union, because we will be left with NO OTHER CHOICE ... I know right now of too many ministers ready to simply walk away because of the kinds of things I've listed above. It needs to be addressed - soon !

As Paul said in our Epistle Reading - "whatever is true, whatever is honourable, whatever is just, whatever is pleasing, whatever is commendable ..." CLING to these things as you share your faith ... Re-read the comments I've listed above and ask the simple questions:

Are ANY of them true, honourable, just, pleasing or commendable??
Are they reflective of a caring compassionate faith??
Are they something the Church could be proud of??

I leave the answers to you ... I know what I think ...

Don't Humiliate Him ...


I don't know if Ron Robinson reads my Blog, but this morning he ended today's edition of the Weekend Morning Show on CBC Radio One, with a tribute to the late Peter Boyle ...

Ron's choice of tape?

The "Putting On the Ritz" scene from Young Frankenstein ... even with only audio - it is funny!!

Thanks Ron. I can think of no better tribute to Mr Boyle than playing that scene ... Well Done.

Friday, December 15, 2006

Are you STILL employed Mr Measner ???

NO word today from Mr Strahl ... maybe he finally decided to listen to the farmers, and to heed the protests ... maybe he heard the voices telling him to leave the Wheat Board and Mr Measner alone ...

Haven't heard anything - maybe NO news is GOOD news ... we can always hope ...
In the meantime - keep up the good fight Mr Measner.

Just a cool Christmas Picture ...


Thanks to Santa Claus for supplying the picture !!

Beetle's Sentences ...


Seven year old Beetle, completed her take home spelling assignment ... she had to use some of the words in sentences.

She authored the following:

These homework things are fun.

I'm going to drop till I drop.

I rily much apresheate your kindness.

With a boom, kaboom, zapy zip and a quick banana named Hannah.

(and my favourite)
Fast away the old year passes.

Farewell to Frank ...

I LOVED him in Young Frankenstein ... can we even mention "Puttin' on the Ritz" without smiling ??

He wasn't the most handsome of men, but he had charm. His characters were quirky, human and lovable ...

His CV is long and varied. His circle of friends included John Lennon. And his most recent, and perhaps best known role was as the wickedly fun Frank Barone on the long running sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond."

He went too soon ... He was still too young ... Farewell Peter Boyle. You've left us laughing - and may that remain your legacy ... You offered us characters that we could appreciate - characters we know, characters we may be related to, characters that may well be ourselves ... and for that we can be grateful.

Peter Boyle (actor) 1935 - 2006

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Two little words ...


It's been one of those days ... busy, hectic and rushed ... but then within it came moments where I was able to pause and feel thankful and appreciated ...

... an email from a friend, who in the midst of dealing with her own sick children, pauses long enough to say - "how are YOU?" ... for that - thank you.

... bumping into a familiar face in the midst of a busy store. The broad smile and warm greeting was just what was needed to recover the elusive Holiday Spirit ... for that - thank you.

... an unexpected phone call in the midst of a grumbly moment. The warm, cheery voice sharing exciting news helped to lift a heart feeling trampled and neglected ... for that - thank you.

... the simple and delightful gift of homebaked butter tart squares. I can't express the appreciation I felt being given that wonderful and thoughtful gift ... for that - thank you.

Today a myriad of very simple, and small gestures have helped to make for a pretty decent day ... may tomorrow bring more of the same ...

For now though, there are only two words that are an appropriate ending.
They are:
Thank You !!

Mr Strahl ... help me understand this, please??

Dear Mr Strahl:

Have you been in Ottawa lately??
Have you been reading the newspapers??
Have you been watching the news on tv??

In case you missed it, the other day your boss, our Prime Minister, just announced plans for a revamped Senate. His proposal is to populate the Upper House in Ottawa thorugh demoratic elections, rather than patronage appointments.

The concept of democracy and elections are fundamental planks in the ongoing platforms of the Conservative Party, and the Government that you and your colleagues have formed. Yet, for some inexplicable reason, you seem to be persisting with the idea that the monopoly of the Canadian Wheat Board needs to be removed.

Mr Strahl, do you really have the best interests of the farmers at heart in this?? Or are you pursuing the agenda of American owned companies who have long wanted the Wheat Board eradicated??

Mr Strahl, if marketing boards with production quotas and controlled sales work in other areas of rural production, why would you, as the agriculture minister even consider changing the Wheat Board?

Mr Strahl, in my family we grew up with the old adage - "if it ain't broke, don't fix it". I don't know if your grandma ever told you that, but mine said it lots. Today you're trying to "fix" something that isn't broken.

Listen to the voices of the farmers on this one Mr Strahl, and stop listening to the voices of business people who say the revamping of the Wheat Board is a good idea. I bet if we really looked into it, they would be the same people who 20 years ago said that Free Trade with the US was a good idea too.

Mr Strahl, before you rush back out to the West Coast, take a day or two and drive around communities in Southern Ontario. As you're driving take time to look at the vacant car part and furniture factories that were busy and occupied before Mr Mulroney foisted Free Trade upon us ... look at those vacant factories and stop at the coffee shops and cafes and talk with the laid off workers you find there, and listen to them tell you how their jobs moved to the US, then to Mexico with the Free Trade agreements we've entered into. Listen to those men and women, and look at what's left of the furniture and auto industries in Southern Ontario, then tell me why opening the marketing of wheat and barley to the free market is a good idea ???

I dare you ... take time to listen for a change Mr Strahl ... it's the very least you can do !!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Hey Mr. Strahl ??

Are you listening to yourself Mr Strahl??

Are you listening to the farmers ??

I have heard enough over coffee here in Minnedosa (you may have heard of it, it's the town your family came from Mr Strahl, you have a really nice cousin in town - he's a fine fellow), to know that your plan for the Canadian Wheat Board is not what the farmers want ...

You talk about democracy. You talk about listening to the farmers. You even talk about letting the farmers decide the future of the Wheat Board ... Mr Strahl, I have to ask you - how do you see the farmers doing that ???

Am I mistaken, or didn't the farmers get the chance to vote last week?? Didn't they send a clear statement about what they want for the Wheat Board?

Or are you listening to the minority vote who want the Board Monopoly to end?

Mr Strahl, how do you and our government decide which minority groups you will listen to? Clearly you don't want to listen to the minority voices of womena dn gays and lesbians, but you will listen to the minority voices of big business ... Mr Strahl, your actions run counter to the very values you and your party were elected on ...

Mr Strahl, listen to the farmers. Or at the very least listen to Mr Mark (you know him he sits on your side of the House of Commons and represents this riding), Mr Mark clearly listened to the farmers. In the meantime, you might want to follow his lead ...

Praise the Lord, and Pass the Ammo ...


This falls under a - "what were they thinking?" category ...

Today on CTV news' website they reported on a "Christian" video game that has folks up in arms (pardon the pun). The game - Left Behind Eternal Forces ...

I haven't seen the game, but I've read enough on line about it to know that it isn't a game I would want anywhere near my kids, or any of their friends.

Left Behind - Eternal Forces is an apocalyptic shoot 'em up game, where the goal is to survive during the apocalypse awaiting the return of the Lord ... The characters utter "praise the Lord" as they shoot opponents, non-believers and others who clearly need to be dealt with ... The game has come to us from the evangelical fringe who seem to believe that if it is labeled as "Christian" it will be okay ...

Hmmm ... violent video games are something we allow in our house ... even if it is labelled Christian, or is intended to teach our young people how to be among the "Chosen" at the end of time ...

I've heard it said before - "Dear Lord, save us from your followers ..." PLEASE !!!
NOW !!!!
I'M REALLY SCARED HERE ...

More likes and dislikes ...


I like the smell of fresh baked bread ... (today at Co-op we grabbed a loaf of french bread for supper ... it was still warm ... the smell was heavenly ...)

I like fresh baked Butter Tarts ... (I can't say this enough !!)

I dislike manipulative, dishonest people ...

I really dislike lies, half truths and falsehoods.

I like sincerity and care ...

I like the look of HOAR frost on everything at this time of year ...
I really dislike the slippery roads, sidewalks and the fog that goes along with it ...

I really like hearing the words: "Thank You" once in awhile ...

I dislike a lack of manners ...

I really liked the Sunday School Pageant that we held as part of this weekend's worship ...

Ten months ago today ...

With new plans in hand ...
We are awaiting the Resurrection !!
I wonder where we'll be 10 months from now??
Stay Tuned ...

Another Letter to Prime Minister Harper ...


Dear Mr Harper:

I don't think you've read my previous correspondance to you. I understand if you've been too busy. Afterall, running a country like Canada, while being a husband, father and so on, must be challenging.

But I felt compelled to write you again today after hearing Mr Strahl speaking on the recent elections to the Board of the Canadian Wheat Board. I know you're a busy man, but I hope you are aware of the statements your colleague is making that would suggest that he has no respect of the democratic process that our wheat farmers have recently engaged in.

To me, as a non farmer, the outcome of the election of directors to the Board would seem to suggest that the direction being touted by Mr Strahl is NOT the direction sought by the prairie wheat farmers. But then, what do I know? I thought the issue of same sex marriage was one that was clearly decide some time ago. Clearly there is a reason you are running the country and I'm not.

For now though Mr Harper, I would raise the concern that one of your cabinet ministers is operating in a way that is contrary to your expressed values of democracy. If the farmers clearly speak through the election process, is there a compelling reason why Mr Strahl would continue to push for something that no one else wants?

Well Mr Harper, I know you are busy and I shouldn't waste any more of your time on such frivolous things like the rights of prairie farmers to determine the future of something as unimportant as the Canadian Wheat Board, but I do hope you take time to consider these matters. In places like Minnedosa, it is a hot topic of conversation, and even your colleague Mr Inky Mark,(in case you've forgotten who he is, he's our MP, and even though I don't agree with everything he stands for, I DO agree with his stance in regards to the CWB) has spoken out for the right of farmers to be the ones to decide the fate of the CWB.

Mr Harper, you one condemned the previous government for it's arrogance. I fear that Mr Strahl is taking a page out of Mr Chretien's manual. You should consider stopping him before he further harms your government's chances at a re-election.

I offer all of this for your consideration and reflection. Mr Harper, I would once again offer you coffee and a slice of cheesecake at Chipperfield Coffee Company here in Minnedosa, if you want to stop by. I promise you I won't ask you about running the country. Instead perhaps we could take some time to look over the new church. It would be a good way to spend a wintery afternoon. Just call when you're in town, coffee will be on me. It's the least I can do.

Take care, and in case we don't talk before Christmas - Merry Christmas to you and your family. I haven't got your card yet. It must have been delayed in the mail.

sincerely yours,
shawn from minnedosa

Monday, December 11, 2006

Psst ... The New Church Plans are OUT !!!

I won't post them here ... but the plans for the new church to replace the old sanctuary destroyed by fire are out !!!

Bounce over to the http://minnedosaunited.blogspot.com (the Minnedosa United Church Blog) to see the plans,

and THEN head over to:

www.minnedosatribune.com

to read the article that tells about what the new plan entails ...

A hearty thanks to our architect, Michael and to our building committee for the work that has lead us to this point. And a BIG Thank you to Wilf, the chair of the committee for all his work too ...

It's exciting ... and now the work begins ...

Sunday, December 10, 2006

I'm Proud to be United ...


It is not unanimous by any means even within the United Church, but as a denomination we have affirmed the right of Gays and Lesbians to celebrate their Marriages both as civil and religious ceremonies.

Personally, I have no problem with this. Though, I know that it remains a sensitive an issue for many people I care deeply about, and whom I call friends.

But in today's headlines, I have found an item that makes me proud to be a member of the United Church of Canada ...

Daniel Poirier and Jack Murphy, both life long Catholics ran an announcement in a Nova Scotia newspaper celebrating their marriage, an action that heterosexual couples do all the time. But for the two men it would mean the end of their ability to partake in the sacrament of communion at their parish church. The order came down from the Archbishop. The two men are in violation of Church teachings, and therefore must withdraw themselves from communion or alter their lifestyles.

For both men it was a painful decision. But they have wandered down the street and been welcomed into the United Church ...

I'm sad that the two men were rejected in such a way by their own church, but I am pleased and proud that the United Church is a place where they can, will be and are made welcomed.

Just proud to be a dad ...

It was a packed house ... we ran out of bulletins and hymn books ...

This morning at worship, our Sunday School presented a production of "Touch of an Angel" that was superb and simply wonderful ...

As the minister, I was impressed with the dedication and commitment of the kids, the adults and the musicians that made the whole worship experience happen ...

But as a dad of three of the participants, I was just proud of both the work they put in and the enjoyment the took out of the production. I was impressed when Noahkila, Ms H, and Beetle each in turn did their bit for the production. Together with the other kids, they did a fabulous job that entertained, educated and inspired us ... (especially inspired us !!)

Thanks to one and all ... It was a great way to spend a morning, and it was an honour to share worship with the young people of our church ... and the cake and ice cream that followed was yummy !!

We shed no tears ...



For four years I drank coffee in front of a mural at McMaster University commemorating the "Disappeared" of his 17 year rule over Chile ...

Today at the age of 91 he died, having never been called to justice for the brutality of his regime and his iron fist ...

I won't even mention his name ... may he simply slip into the sands of time, forgotten and reviled as he so richly deserves ... and Today and in the coming days, may we instead remember the Disappeared and those who died under his rule ... They deserve to be remembered ... he deserves to be forgotten ...

In remembering the Disappeared, we seek to never let it happen again ...

Friday, December 08, 2006

Words of wisdom from a Wise Rabbi ...


Looking upon myself from the perspective of society, I am an average person.

Facing myself intimately, immediately, I regard myself as unique, as exceedingly precious, not to be exchanged for anything else.

No one will live my life for me, no one will think my thoughts for me, or dream my dreams.

In the eyes of the world, I am an average man.

But to my heart, I am not an average man. To my heart, I am of great moment.

The challenge I face, is how to actualize the quiet eminence of my being ...

- Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

Random Likes and Dislikes ...


I like cold clear winter days ...
I dislike cloudy, dreary, rainy days ...

I like honest, hardworking people ...
I dislike manipulative, mean and dishonest people ...

I like Fair Trade Coffee ...
I dislike multi-nationals putting profits before people ...

I like shopping locally ...
I dislike shopping at Mega-stores ...

I like bike rides on a fall day ...
I dislike SUVs and 4x4s and ATVs ...

I like the Spirit of Christmas ...
I dislike the Commericalism of Christmas ...

I like butter tarts ...
I like Christmas cake ...
I like fresh baking ...
I REALLY like Christmas fudge ...

I dislike what all that baking does to my waist ...

Twenty Six Years Ago Today ...


It was 26 years ago today, December 8th 1980, that John Lennon's life ended on a New York Street ...

... Today let's pause and try to really imagine the world that he tried to guide us to ...

... Today let's pause and try to really imagine the world the way his dreamt of it ...

We may say that he WAS a dreamer. But thank God, he's not the only one ... His dreams continue ... His music continues ... Shall we join him in his dreams of a better world?

It's easy if we try ...

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Four Missing Words ...


The sign for "thank you" is made by touching your lips with the front of the fingers of your right hand.
Your hand should be an "open-b."
Move your hand away from your face, palms upward.
Smile.
Note: If you use two hands with this sign it means you are "very" grateful.


In the Church we speak of having an "attitude of gratitude." We often offer up our prayers of "thanksgiving." And we speak of remembering to "thank God" for the many blessings we enjoy. But, having said that, I've noticed lately that we're missing four very important words in our societal vocabulary.Four words that tie directly into those grandiose theological notions, and yet are so frequently overlooked. They are four words that have somehow dropped from regular usage slowly and quietly, but their loss is significant ...

The first two are the simple words: "Thank you." ... They are frequently lacking in our day to day exchanges, particularly when it comes to those people we interact with most frequently.

How often do we really say (and mean) "thank you"? when we move through our day? Do we say "thank you" to the clerk who served us at the retail store, or the waitress who brought us our lunch or coffee? Do we thank the librarian for doing her job? Do we thank the Police Officer who pulled us over for doing her job? Do we thank the receptionist for doing her job? Do we thank the repair man for doig his job? Do we say "thank you" to our family members when they do chores, or do something for us?

We should ... it's the very least we can do ... Just because we "pay" for something, doesn't mean we shouldn't say "thank you" for a job well done.

We've gotten lazy ... we forget to say "thank you" too often. This past week I read a story by a clergy in the States who felt the absence of "thank you" following a fire at the church he once served. He went in and out of the burning building to save a variety of items, he stood with and comforted the congregants as they together watched the building burn. In that moment of crisis he went above and beyond his call - BUT - later, when the congregation gathered to begin the mourning process he listened to "thank you" after "thank you" after "thank you" being offered to innumerable people for the parts they played that day - but at no point were any of the "thank you's" directed at him ... he was just an employee ... he was the servant ... he was never thanked ... years later that omission still stings ...

I can relate to that story ... I've lived that story ... I know how much it hurts not to be thanked when you've given heart and soul to something ... I've been there ...

The uttering of two simple words: "Thank you" can make a huge difference to someone ... Have you ever noticed that when you say it in a busy check out line at a store, and really mean it, the clerk will usually smile ... I remember casually saying "thank you" to a clerk in a neighbourhood grocery store years ago, and the next time I went in, she commented on how much that meant to her that day ... she said she was having a bad day and having me smile, look her in the eye and say simply, "thank you, ------" made all the difference in the world ...

To me it was two simple words, offered to her by name ... to her it was the difference between a good day and a bad day ... It can be THAT simple. Just saying "thank you" at the right time ...

Which brings me to the next two missing words - "you're welcome."

The answer to "thank you" is NOT "no problem." The answer to "thank you" is a polite - "you're welcome."

As much as I miss hearing the words "thank you", I miss hearing the words "you're welcome" more ... When I hear someone, usually someone young, say "no problem" I want to say - "I know it wasn't a problem, it was your job, but I want you to know that I really appreciate what you're doing ... please just say - 'you're welcome' next time ..."

I want to say it. But I don't.

Like silently waiting for thanks that will never come. I smile and inside I weep at what we've lost ...

Life is good ... Life is grand ... Life is such an awesome thing ... I want to reclaim the sense of awe and wonder that goes along with it, and the best place to begin is by reclaiming the two simple words - "thank you"!!

And as we do, every once in awhile it would be nice to see us use BOTH hands when we say "thank you" and really, really mean it !!

And in case I haven't said it enough: THANK YOU !!

Hey Mr Harper !!

Here's my vote on Same Sex Marriage:
Any questions??

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

It is December 6th ...


Today is December 6th ...

... in 1989, I was a student at McMaster University in Hamilton ... I still remember coming into the cafeteria on the morning of December 6th to the news that a gun man had shot numerous people at a University in Montreal ... We pondered - "what kind of idiot does something like that?"

The next morning when we gathered in the cafeteria for coffee and cards, we knew the full extent of the horror that had unfolded at Ecole Polytechinque in Montreal ... a horror that left 14 young women dead ...

... In time our Government wisely stepped up to the plate and set aside December 6th as the National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women ...

... in some communities across Canada, and on most University campuses, services are being held to remember the 14 young women who died that day, and to remember women everywhere who are victims of violence ...

... today for many communities, including mine, it is simply another day ...

... as the father of two beatiful daughters, I find that unacceptable ...

... this coming year, I WILL work to change that ... Violence will not cease until people of conscience act to stop it ...

Today, pause to remember ... Remember the 14 beautiful young women who 17 years ago died at Ecole Polytechnique ... and remember the countless other women who in the years before and the years since have suffered and died because of violence ... and in our pause, perhaps will come the stirring that says - "Enough !!" ...

Today is December 6th ... for some, it is just another day ... for others it IS a day of Remembrance and Action ... the choice is yours ...

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

A Letter to Prime Minister Harper ...


Dear Prime Minister Harper:

I'm a bit of a news hound and lately I've been noticing a troubling trend developing in and around the Ottawa area.

It seems that in Ottawa you have a lot of people working for the people of Canada. They have good paying jobs with lots of responsibilities and require some level of competency. It also seems that many of those positions require political connections in order to secure and maintain employment in said position.

Mr Harper, while I, like most Canadians lack the political connections to get consideration for those positions, I would like to offer myself for your future consideration when vacancies arise. I would require less salary than most of those positions currently offer. I am open to negotiation, but please rest assure that we would be able to find middle ground wherein I would be happy with the salary package, you would be happy with the savings, and the tax payer would be happy because you have lessened the burden on his tax dollar.

Mr Harper I know the value of a nickel. And I know how hard our farmers, factory workers and other members of the middle class have worked for their income. It is important to me that that money not be wasted, but be used in a suitable manner reflecting the trust people place in their employees.

Mr Harper, I also bring a level of capability and competence, as well as a willingness to learn and adapt that would allow me to take on the responsibilities for any number of jobs.

For example, in contrast to Mr Zaccardelli, who is currently having some memory and recall problems, I am able to remember even the most trivial of details, and seldom confuse time lines in regards to important happenings.

Or as another example, I would like to assure you, that if I was hired to work on behalf of the Government, I would neither abuse my spending accounts, nor my travel or office expenses. I would offer this in contrast to the recent controversy surrounding Mr Stewart who so lavishly spent during his tenure with the Government. Please rest assured Mr. Harper that if I was working for the Government of Canada such overspending would simply not happen in my office.

Mr Harper I could go on, but I feel you understand where I'm coming from. I amd a hard worker, a loyal employee and someone who enjoys a challenge. If you considered me for a vacancy in the Civil Service I would be a dedicated employee, and most importantly, I can assure you that you would realize a very real savings of our taxpayers' hard earned money. As a Conservative leader who wants to relieve the tax burden on the Middle Class of this nation, I would urge you to consider hiring me, and others like me who would be hard workers and responsible and very capable employees.

Did I mention I would be willing to relocate if necessary?

Well Mr Harper, my CV can be forwarded on request and I would gladly supply you with a list of references. I'm available for employment with appropriate notification to my current employers. Or if you would like to talk about this some time, stop by Minnedosa and I'll treat you to coffee at Chipperfields.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely,
Shawn Ankenmann

Monday, December 04, 2006

Some days I just want to be a cat ...

Today ... watching my cats was one of them ...
Don't they look comfie??

A modern rendition of Matthew 25 ...

I've just finished reading a fabulous book entitled "Where have all the prophets gone?" by Marvin A. McMickle, a Baptist preacher from the US. The book is hyper-critical of the Church, both left and right wings, hyper-critical of The US Government (both Bush and Clinton administrations) and hyper-critical of the lack of action by almost everyone in regards to issues of poverty, justice, disease and the other things that dog humanity.

McMickle wonders where the voices that no so long ago spoke out against a myriad of issues have gone. He notes that the Church writ large has gotten very good at focusing on issues of sexuality and calling it justice, while ignoring a host of other issues. The book is a sobering reminder of the need for preachers and laity alike to balance their faith by looking inwardly at the pastoral concerns of caring for each other, while looking outward by ensuring all of God's children are being cared for and cared about ...

It is simply a very good read, and should be on the reading list and shelves of all preachers, left, right and centrist ... McMickle speaks eloquently about the need to let the Texts speak ...

I posted a quotation from him previously and I would like to end with another that originated in a Poor People's rally in Albuquerque New Mexico. This one is a rendering of Matthew 25 in modern language:

I was hungry
and you formed a humanities club
and you discussed my hunger ...
Thank You.

I was imprisoned
and you crept off quietly
to your cellar chapel
and prayed for my release.

I was sick
and you knelt and thanked God
for your health.

I was homeless
and you preached to me
of the spiritual shelter of the love of God.

I was lonely
and you left me alone
to pray for me.
You seem so holy,
so close to God ...

But I'm still very hungry,
and lonely,
and cold,

So where have your prayers gone?
What have they done?
What does it profit a man
to page through his book of prayers,
when the rest of the world is crying for his help?

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Taking Pictures ... Talking Faith ...


I remember once at a Presbytery Meeting in Port Simpson BC, when we were celebrating the final retirement of a colleague in ministry. As the service progressed he took photos of the Choir, the congregation and the various happenings in the service ... In the middle of his sermon, he paused and took a picture ... At the time it seemed an absurd departure ...

Today, at worship, I paused in my sermon to take a picture of the congregation.

I'm not retiring ... but rather I wanted to illustrate a point about the technology that exists around us, and that we take totally for granted without even a second thought. I took the picture as part of my reflection on the Lectionary reading from Luke, wherein Jesus' is purported to warn his followers that the news of wars and rumours of wars are a sign of the end times ... It is a passage that people may take too literally today with the news of wars and rumours of wars. Some in the Church see today's news broadcast as evidence that we are living in the end times ...

I took a picture of the congregation and with the press of a couple of buttons while standing in the pulpit, I had the picture ready to post on the Internet ... In Jesus' day it took months for news to travel across the countryside, while in our modern era it takes merely seconds to transmit news around the world ... it is the same news that has for centuries been occuring and happening ... the difference between the time of Jesus and today is the time our technology for transmission takes ...

The news today and in Jesus' day is the same - it is equally bad and equally bleak ... the difference is that today we hear about all of it instanteously ... The end isn't at hand ... we can just do something about these things if we chose ... and therein lies the difference ...

Why the World Needs ...


They say the world has historically been divided between Marvel Comics and DC Comics fans ... I'm a DC comic fan ...

Within the DC comics you can then divide people between Superman and Batman fans ... I'm a Batman fan ... The dark foreboding atmosphere of Batman and his world in Gotham City along with a cast of characters who have seen far too much of the inside of Arkum Asylum, appeals to me ...

It's probably the brooding nature of Batman and his solitude and alone-ness that offers the appeal. But tonight we watched the latest contribution to Superman Canon, Superman Returns. The special effects in the movie were spectacular, and the theme of whether or not we really need superheroes was provocative.

On one level we need superheroes ... someone to put the villans in their place and restore the values of justice, truth, and dare we say "the American Way." But on another level, we don't need superheroes, we just need each other to step up to the plate and look out for each other ... It makes you wonder if the real superheroes are people like Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Rosa Parks, Mother Teresa, and others who may not costumes and capes, and who don't have secret identities, but who are busy showing the world a better and a heroic way to live ...

We need heroes ... but the heroes we need are not the ones in capes and costumes ... the heroes we need look remarkably like you and I ...

Things that make you wonder ...

The greatest betrayal is that of a friend ...
- anonymous

The greatest loneliness is that of a child not picked for a playground game ...
- anonymous

The greatest hurt is not being loved ...
- anonymous

The greatest of these is LOVE ...
- St Paul

Martin Luther King said he was glad that we were commanded to love our enemies, not like them. For King noted it is hard to like those who would seek to do us harm, but we can always love them ... as people of faith perhaps we need to try harder to see the world through eyes of love ... perhaps if we take LOVE seriously the world will be transformed ...

I wonder if we really have anything to lose by trying ??

It was ...


Under normal circumstances, I'm quite fond of the colour green ... the green of nature ... the green of trees and grass ... the green of frogs and snakes ... the green of fresh growth pushing forth in the spring ...

There are many greens, from warm to funky ...

I like Green ... it's a nice colour ... but tonight GREEN arrived in our home suddenly and it was less than pleasant ... I won't say how ... suffice to say it involved Beetle waking up in the middle of the night and ... well ... it was green !!!???

Friday, December 01, 2006

Hurrah !!!! They Finally Came !!!!!

I was soooooo Happy to get this package today !!
My very own Bobble-headed Jesusi arrived today!!
Aren't they cute ???
They'll look great on my desk ...

The View from my Window ...

This is what it looks like from my office
when I look out the window to the North ...
... in the old Office (before the fire) I could see a parking lot ...
... this is much nicer ...
It's a cold and snowy day ... but it is BEAUTIFUL !!!

And NOW for something a little different:

The following email came from a friend this morning.
It was worth sharing.
The poem is short, succinct, and to the point.
ENJOY !!
I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you. It was to me, and it's very well written. I hope you enjoy it because it's the best piece of English literature I've seen in quite a while....


" WINTER " a poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre

SHIT, It's Cold !!

Some things to consider today ...

Here are some sobering statistics to consider today...

It is estimated that:

39.1 MILLION people are infected with AIDS worldwide

37.2 million of them are adults

2.3 million are children

17.7 million of them are women

and 24.7 million are living in Sub-Sahara Africa ...

TODAY, and estimated 6 000 people will be infected with HIV ...

This year 2 900 000 people will die of AIDS ...

Since 1981 25 million have died of AIDS ... and in Africa alone there are 12 million orphans.

Today, Let's See Red !!


Today is World's AIDS Day ...

Today 5 500 people in Africa will die of HIV/AIDS ... How many new orphans will that mean?
How many stories will be lost?
How many people who could be contributing to society are gone?
How many new infections have been spread?
How much of Africa's potential and possiblity has been lost through these deaths and the millions of others who have died and who remain infected??

How can we ignore this?

A wise woman once said - "alone, we can do so little. Together we can do so much ..."

Today, tomorrow and in the days to come, may we have the courage, the boldness and the passion to do ... TO DO SO MUCH that we begin to change the world !!

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A Quotation to Make You Say Hmm ...



The Mosaic covenant included a series of clear commandments to care for the widows, the orphans, and the stranger among them ... Now as then, there is a need to lift up the conditions of widows, orphans, and strangers:

Today they take the form of single woman, many of them livign in great poverty, who have been abandoned by husbands and boyfriends and are raiding children by themselves.

The world is literally awash with children who have been left orphaned by the unrelenting ravages of HIV/AIDS as well as by tribal warfare in Africa, ethnic cleansing in the Balkans, and wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that use the methods of terros (shock and awe) to combat acts of terrorism around the world.

The stranger is among us today, though here too the forms have shifted: Now the strangers are the migrant workers who pick our food, the illegal immigrants who clean our houses and hotels, and the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay and inside of Abu Ghraib prison, who are under US control but not afforded the protections of the Us Constitution. Further, these prisoners are without the protection of the Geneva Convention nor recieve the common decency that any US citizen would expect and/or demand.

The stranger is also that person with an "Arab sounding name" or that Sikh from India who, because his religion requires him to wear a turban or some other kind of head wrap, is being caught up in the post September 11th 2001, frenzy created and sustained by a government that is always on the lookout for a "person of interest".

- From "Where have all the Prophets Gone?" by Rev. Marvin A McMickle