I found some BRILLIANT quotations from George Carlin yesterday ... and they are worth sharing:- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
- I went to the bookstore and asked the saleswoman - "where's the self help section?" she said if she told me that it would defeat the purpose !!
- If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten !!
- Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist.
- The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept!
- The staus quo sucks.
- One tequila, Two tequila, three tequila - FLOOR !!
- The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live!!
- ... if crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?? They never mention THAT part do they ??
- Always do whatever's next ...
Thanks George !!!
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