Overheard in our kitchen ...

Beetle: "I'm only washing dishes on the holidays!"

Dad: "Which holidays?"

Beetle: "Religious holidays?"

Dad: "It's a good thing we're universalists when it comes to faith, cause tomorrow is Rosh Hashanah."

Beetle: "What's that?"

Dad: "The Jewish New Year?"

Beetle: "But we're not Jewish!"

Dad: "But if you're only going to wash the dishes on a holiday, we're going to have to get one of the faith calendars that tell us which days are which and when they are. Then we can make sure we observe ALL the Holy Days of All the world religions."

Beetle: "Why?"

Dad: "Because you'll be doing the dishes ALL the time ..."

Beetle: "But that's not fair !!!"

Dad: " Faith can be like that sometimes ..."